The Bachelor

This is the cover of Life&Style magazine featuring Sean Lowe The Bachelor living a double life for the April 2013 issue.

Gossip Center reports: It would be really exciting if this so-called Double Life involved Sean The Bachelor doing weird illicit pagan rituals consisting of smearing pigeon shit all over his body and singing songs from Victor/Victoria but alas: This story is about how fame has gone to Sean’s head and he acts like a frat boy, ordering shots and flirting with Peta Heavens to Murgatroyd instead of doting on his TV-arranged fiancée Catherine.

She’s in tears because the wedding has taken a backseat and zzzzzzzz. Also inside: Lady Gaga hobbled into a yoga class in NYC wearing kitten heels, which is not a great idea since she’s recovering from surgery, and “she can barely walk without assistance.”

She has “bouts of despair” and it’s “killing her” to put her career on hold, according to unknown sources. Halle Berry is pregnant and wants her new family to move to France, except they can’t, because of custody issues with Nahla. Drew Barrymore says, “I would rather kill myself than get in a bikini.” and Miley and Liam were supposed to get married in June but that ain’t gonna happen.

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On the latest cover In Touch Kris Jenner make her daughter’s work and Sean Lowe had virgin overnight dates.

Jezebel reports: It’s hard out there for a pimp, and Kris Jenner would know. Now that her “older” girls are out making babies, not money, she’s turning to her younger daughters and forcing them to go out there and make her some damn moolah.

According to an insider, “She is going to work them for every penny,” and has pulled the girls out of school in favor of having them working more. Friends of the family are worried that Kris is trying to shove both Kendall and Kylie into the big-ass fame-making machine from which Kim Kardashian was born, going so far as to allow them to dress, work and behave like their older sister.

RHOA‘s Phaedra Parks is mad as hell that castmate Kenya Moore backed her ass out of a joint workout video called Donkey Booty and has gone behind her back to produce her own, solo workout video called Stallion Booty, launching an all-out “battle of the booties” between the two former bosom buddies.

Also, the mag needs your help figuring out: “Are These Big Butts Real?”. Let’s see, what else? Britney Spears may be headed to Sin City, but she will have a curfew, a spending limit and won’t be allowed to bring boys into her room at night, Ke$ha smells like a hobo-meets-”a shrimp on a diaper”, and Katy Perry wore a heart-shaped ring that boyfriend John Mayer bought her, what does it mean?

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On the latest cover of Life&Style magazine Sean Lowe is featured and how he gave in and lost all of his pureness, and the secrets of the proposal.

Jezebel reports: Some guy named Sean Lowe proposed to some woman who collected the most roses from him, and they are all set to live happily scripted after. We don’t know who she is but the “magical” made-for-TV proposal won’t air until March 11th, but insiders (read: publicists) reveal that Sean proposed to his co-star — sorry, TRUE LOVE — with a 4.3 carat Neil Lane engagement ring in Rai, Thailand, in front a perfect backdrop of scattered flower petals, tiki torches and a television crew.

Next! Brandi Glanville is fearful that LeAnn Rimes is too unstable to be around her children, and is insisting that the woman who she once referred to as a “washed-up country star” get some help. Kim Kardashian is in “denial about being pregnant” and refuses to stop wearing sky-high heels and body-hugging Spanx as her body insists on growing another human being inside of it.

In Kourtney Kardashian news: Kourt scowled, Scott partied, babies ate, lather, rinse, repeat. Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper is “on the hunt for lovely ladies to add to his travel itinerary” while visiting London, so practice your mating call and get cooped up. Lastly, in “A-Listers Get Oscar-Ready” we learn that lady A-Listers are all about sculpting, smoothing and detoxing their bodies in an effort to be “Oscar-Ready” enough to receive accolades for their professional accomplishments. Male A-Listers, however, are probably just playing X-Box and rubbing leftover taco grease onto their faces to achieve that “Oscar-ready” glow.

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