Gossip Center reports: It would be really exciting if this so-called Double Life involved Sean The Bachelor doing weird illicit pagan rituals consisting of smearing pigeon shit all over his body and singing songs from Victor/Victoria but alas: This story is about how fame has gone to Sean’s head and he acts like a frat boy, ordering shots and flirting with Peta Heavens to Murgatroyd instead of doting on his TV-arranged fiancée Catherine.
She’s in tears because the wedding has taken a backseat and zzzzzzzz. Also inside: Lady Gaga hobbled into a yoga class in NYC wearing kitten heels, which is not a great idea since she’s recovering from surgery, and “she can barely walk without assistance.”
She has “bouts of despair” and it’s “killing her” to put her career on hold, according to unknown sources. Halle Berry is pregnant and wants her new family to move to France, except they can’t, because of custody issues with Nahla. Drew Barrymore says, “I would rather kill myself than get in a bikini.” and Miley and Liam were supposed to get married in June but that ain’t gonna happen.
Jezebel reports: Sean Lowe and his new fiancé Catherine Guidici aren’t joined at the hip and this apparently spells doooom. Sean is busy shaking his bom-bom all over DWTS, leaving his poor fiancé to go for solo runs and run errands by herself.
Oh, the horror! How will they make it work? And more importantly, who even cares? Moving on: Kate Middleton has been betrayed by her “Uncle G” who recently gave an exclusive interview to the UK’s Hello, revealing such salacious tidbits as “Kate was very low, spending a huge amount of time on the phone, walking around the pool,” and suggesting that while Pippa is naturally talented in all things that she does, Kate has to work at it. Stupid. Milking the sibling rivalry angle, the mag goes on to exclaim, “Look who’s the hot sister now!”
in a story about how now that Khloe Kardashian has lost 20 pounds, she’s become hottest Kardashian of the moment. Kongrats? As Khloe practices her Miss Kardashian wave, Kim has joined the “Hollywood Baby Bump Brigade” and her body is once again being compared to Kate Middleton’s. One person who can relate to Kim is Jessica Simpson, who endured tremendous ridicule for her expanding figure as she grew a baby in her womb last year. This year, however, the mag pays Jessica a backhanded compliment, congratulating her for not getting as big during her second pregnancyg (Fig 1). Last but not least, a requisite Jennifer Aniston update: She’s making her friends call her “Mrs. Theroux.”
Hollywood Hills reports: The finale episode ,kicked off with footage of the two beautiful, final women ,Catherine Giudici and Lindsay Yenter,meeting Sean’s parents in Chiang Rai, Thailand. They both spoke 1 on 1 with Sean’s mother and father, and totally set a good impression as they were both very cool and well-spoken.
However, Sean’s overly-concerned mother really kept cautioning him not to propose until he was absolutely sure which girl he wanted to pick, as he was having a tough time,deciding. In fact, Sean’s mother,suggested that maybe he shouldn’t propose at all, at one point.
After the family festivities, they showed more romantic footage,beginning with Sean and Lindsay’s 1 on 1 date action.They took a cute ,little boat ride and chatted for a while. Then found a nice place to kiss and talk some more. The 2nd half of the date, also featured more cheesy talking and kissing to cap everything off.
Next, Sean and Catherine ,hopped on a huge elephant to start off their very romantic 1 on 1 date. Then they followed that up with lots of talking ,kissing,hugging ,and all that good stuff. On the 2nd half of the date, Catherine really opened up and expressed her intense feelings for Sean, followed by some more kissing action. Towards the end of their date, Catherine got extremely emotional,and didn’t want to let Sean go. I was kinda weird,actually. I thought she was going to have nervous breakdown there for a second. (more…)
Hollywood Hills reports: Ok,so last night,it was finally revealed that Bachelor 2013, Sean Lowe,selected Catherine Giudici to be his future bride. Now, we look forward to seeing what will go down in the upcoming “Bachelorette 2013 installment,and we’re halfway there as it was revealed by host Chris Harrison that previously rejected Desiree Hartsock is going to indeed be the new Bachelorette for the 2013 season.
She told Chris that she was just extremely happy to be given another opportunity to find love with tears in her eyes,basically making everyone say, awwww. According to sources,filming will be starting up as early as March 17th,2013,so they can have the finished show completed and ready to air by mid-May, or whenever it’s going to start. It usually starts up around that time.
Actually, I want to say late May,maybe. We’ll get a confirmed date,soon. In the meantime, Reality Steve,who actually revealed the Bachelorette 2013 news last week,revealed he’s already getting the jump on the spoiler scoops with 411 on a couple of the guys that will be vying for Desiree’s affections,and to hopefully not get dissed as bad as Sean did by her crazy brother ,Nathaniel Hartsock.
Jezebel reports: It’s hard out there for a pimp, and Kris Jenner would know. Now that her “older” girls are out making babies, not money, she’s turning to her younger daughters and forcing them to go out there and make her some damn moolah.
According to an insider, “She is going to work them for every penny,” and has pulled the girls out of school in favor of having them working more. Friends of the family are worried that Kris is trying to shove both Kendall and Kylie into the big-ass fame-making machine from which Kim Kardashian was born, going so far as to allow them to dress, work and behave like their older sister.
RHOA‘s Phaedra Parks is mad as hell that castmate Kenya Moore backed her ass out of a joint workout video called Donkey Booty and has gone behind her back to produce her own, solo workout video called Stallion Booty, launching an all-out “battle of the booties” between the two former bosom buddies.
Also, the mag needs your help figuring out: “Are These Big Butts Real?”. Let’s see, what else? Britney Spears may be headed to Sin City, but she will have a curfew, a spending limit and won’t be allowed to bring boys into her room at night, Ke$ha smells like a hobo-meets-”a shrimp on a diaper”, and Katy Perry wore a heart-shaped ring that boyfriend John Mayer bought her, what does it mean?
Jezebel reports: Some guy named Sean Lowe proposed to some woman who collected the most roses from him, and they are all set to live happily scripted after. We don’t know who she is but the “magical” made-for-TV proposal won’t air until March 11th, but insiders (read: publicists) reveal that Sean proposed to his co-star — sorry, TRUE LOVE — with a 4.3 carat Neil Lane engagement ring in Rai, Thailand, in front a perfect backdrop of scattered flower petals, tiki torches and a television crew.
Next! Brandi Glanville is fearful that LeAnn Rimes is too unstable to be around her children, and is insisting that the woman who she once referred to as a “washed-up country star” get some help. Kim Kardashian is in “denial about being pregnant” and refuses to stop wearing sky-high heels and body-hugging Spanx as her body insists on growing another human being inside of it.
In Kourtney Kardashian news: Kourt scowled, Scott partied, babies ate, lather, rinse, repeat. Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper is “on the hunt for lovely ladies to add to his travel itinerary” while visiting London, so practice your mating call and get cooped up. Lastly, in “A-Listers Get Oscar-Ready” we learn that lady A-Listers are all about sculpting, smoothing and detoxing their bodies in an effort to be “Oscar-Ready” enough to receive accolades for their professional accomplishments. Male A-Listers, however, are probably just playing X-Box and rubbing leftover taco grease onto their faces to achieve that “Oscar-ready” glow.
The Bachelor season 2013, episode 9 has officially released spoilers about the upcoming show.
Hollywood Hills reports: Thanks to Reality Steve , we’ve got the new,juicy spoilers for the upcoming “Bachelor 2013,” episode 9,and it sounds like it’ll get pretty romantic as Sean takes the women on the romantic overnight dates,narrows it down to the final two women,and more.
We’ve also added a revealing spoiler clip (below). In the new episode 9, the overnight dates will take place in Chiang Rai, Thailand, and the field will be narrowed down to just the final 2 ladies. There wasn’t any specific date details for these spoilers,but we were told that Sean,being the hardcore Christian boy that he is,did not sleep with any of the women on the overnight dates.
Then at the very end, he gets rid of that hot Ashlee Frazier,leaving Lindsay Hunter and Catherine Giudici as the final two girls this season. Episode 9 airs Monday,February 28th at 7pm central time on ABC.
Hollywood Hills reports: The show started off with Sean ,visiting AshLee Frazier in her hometown of Houston,Texas. They had a nice good talk to start things off. Then they visited her family,and they seemed pretty cool. A bit emotional and protective,but cool about it. As cool as you can be about it,anyways. Overall, things went swell with that date.
Next, Sean visited the lovely Catherine Giudici in Seattle Washington. And like before, things started off great in their 1 on 1 time.However, when Sean met her folks,things went less than stellar as her sisters were quite skeptical of (more…)