Gossip David reports: With Memorial Day just hours away, it’s the perfect time to see what you should like at the beach. This week’s Us Weekly cover is dedicated to the likes of Zac Efron‘s abs and Jessica Alba‘s bikini bod.
In Touch reports: As late-night revelers opened the door to Amanda Bynes’ large but sparsely furnished NYC apartment for an impromptu party, they were shocked by what they discovered inside.
Exclusive photos obtained by In Touch appear in this week’s issue, exposing the troubled star’s partying life….
Gossip David reports: According to the new issue of Life & Style, Kanye West isn’t too pleased with Kim Kardashian‘s alleged money-making strategies.
The magazine claims that Kanye has caught Kim trying to make money off their baby, and he hasn’t been filled on the plan.
Gossip David reports:
The focus of this week’s cover is how Brad Pitt stood by Angelina. “Brad did everything he could to keep things secret and protect Angie,” a family insider tells the magazine.
Adds Jeremy Kleiner, a longtime exec at Pitt’s Plan B production company and producer on his upcoming movie World War Z, “They are very loving and inspiring to each other, exchanging ideas,”
On-set, “He would light up when his family showed up. It’s just a very cool thing to see.”
Jezebel reports: Katie Holmes is stressed out about Tom Cruise, so she is eating less. At the Met Gala last week, all anyone could talk about was how skinny Katie looked (and how fat Kim Kardashian looked. No one wins!). Tom Cruise used to be far away shooting movies. Now, however, he’s back in NYC, taunting Katie and their daughter by being a father and a Scientologist.
Does this mean that scientology is the newest “it” diet? Anyways, her falling career, her lack of a love life and Tom Cruise back in the family’s life has stressed Katie into skinnyness. She’s called “skin and bones” and accused of “wasting away” and why don’t you just shoot us? It would be less painful. Moving on: Prince Harry allegedly revealed to an alleged source that Prince William and Kate are allegedly having a baby boy!! Also, Kate apparently got a stroller that is blue AND, (this is huge, you guys), Prince Harry accepted a blue teddy bear from a little girl!
Which means Prince Harry is pregnant with a son, too!! Congratu-fucking-lations. But then Kate had some Pepto Bismol, which happens to be pink, so she is actually telling us that she is having an intersex child (we just made that up).
Jezebel reports: Kim and Kanye are getting married in Paris, because what else is there to write about? Apparently, they are super happy! The couple has even learned how to compromise (vut dat?).
They’ll get married in Paris soon because Ok! photshopped a French beret and a French flag on a picture of Kim. Also, the couple likes desserts and champagne… See?!?! Reasonable evidence of a Parisian wedding! The mag also threw in some French phrases for Kim to learn: PARIS. WEDDING. SOON. Moving on! Jennifer Lawrence is apparently down to marry her ex Nicholas Hoult.
But he is breaking her heart. He was spotted walking around with Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, aka fingering her. The Queen of England issued a stern warning to Prince Harry to behave during his US trip. He has been a good boy, yeah, you good boy. Johnny Depp and Amber heard are not only going to get married, they will have a child soon. We all know that the only way to hold onto Johnny Depp is to have his child. Duh. Finally: Kristen Stewart has been begging Rob Patterson to get a home in Idaho. Say yes, RPatz, that way we don’t have to see Stewart sulking around on the red carpet.