Jezebel reports: For starters, I really need someone to Photoshop my head onto this cover. Inside, the story goes like this: The Kardashian-Jenners spent Easter together, and after church and egg-hunting, Bruce dropped a bomb on the kids: He’s divorcing Kris and has already had a lawyer get the paperwork together. “He said he wanted the children to hear it from him,” says a source who is either a throw pillow or a delicate glass objét. Kris is not happy about his plans, and told him she would make his life a living hell before she stormed out in tears. (Storming Out™ is a patented Brad Pitt move, so this information is dubious.)Anyway, the kids are taking sides.
Kim used to be on her mom’s side, but Kanye doesn’t want to “monetize” their baby so she is “starting to reconsider her allegiance” to KJ. Rob has been craving attention from Kris for years, but he was always the last thing on her mind. And so on. Then there’s a bunch of run-together sentences about how Bruce called Kris a drunk and she called him a spineless loser and since no one likes it when mom and dad fight, let’s go hide in a closet until this is over.
Bruce never wanted to get a divorce because Kris threatened to reveal his penchant for cross-dressing if they broke up, but now he’s realized he’d rather have her air his dirty laundry (lingerie?) than keep living a miserable life with her. The end. Moving on! Snooki only eats lettuce and egg whites and uses laxatives and is down to 84 lbs. (Fig. 2) “She looks emaciated,” a source declares. Since she has a history of eating disorders, this is troubling, but as usual, this weight estimation comes from a “weight loss expert” who has never met Snickers and just gets paid to talk shit about celebrity bodies.
Usher acts like an egocentric entitled brat on the set of The Voice and Adam Levine, who talks to everyone on set from the stagehand to the producer, hates it. Now that she’s lost weight, Christina Aguilera also plans to lose her boyfriend Matthew Rutler. “Christina plans on being officially single by the time she begins promoting her new album,” an insider claims.
Gossip Center reports: The “High School Musical” alum showed off his good looks in dress pants and a white button up as he sported a band aid on his forehead while working on new scenes.
The Nicholas Stoller directed comedy follows a frat boy whose behavior affects a local neighbor’s family life.
According to Variety, Ike Barinholtz has just recently joined the star-studded cast which also features Seth Rogen, Dave Franco and Rose Byrne.
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Hollywood Hills reports: Recently, ABC dished out the new,official,synopsis/spoilers for their upcoming “Nashville” episode 17 of season 1,and is sounds pretty juicy and intriguing as Deacon finally tells Juliette, he’s not too fond of her anymore,Avery joins Juliette’s crew,and more.
The episode is called, “My Heart Would Know.” In the new episode 17 press release, a personal crisis in Nashville will cause Rayna to leave the tour in New York City before her sold-out concert with Juliette, but for Juliette, the show must go on. Jolene is going to stake a claim on her sober counselor Dante as Juliette gets closer to him personally and professionally, and Deacon doesn’t like the woman Juliette has become and tells her point-blank.
Gunnar will declare the next 24 hours a “Scarlett O’Connor party” to celebrate her success, and she is going to bring Will along to join the fun. Meanwhile, Avery will become a roadie for Juliette, and secrets involving the men in Rayna’s life, will see the light of day. Episode 17 is scheduled to air on Wednesday night,April 10th at 9pm central time on ABC.
Tonight on an all-new episode of Dancing With The Stars season 16, Ingo Rademacher danced the Quickstep.
Celeb Dirty Laundry reports:
Judges’ Comments: Len: “Much improved, last week I wanted to see if you can dance and you can.” Bruno: ‘That was really a bonanza of difficult steps. Because it was so difficult at times you messed it up. But over all way to go!” Carrie: “I thought your frame was the problem, you are easy to watch. I think that is what caused you to go out of sync.”
SCORES: Carrie Ann: 6 Len: 7 Bruno: 7 TOTAL 20/30 this week and 20/30 last week a GRAND TOTAL of 40/60
This is the Walking Dead season 3, episode 15 has officially released spoilers about the upcoming show.
Hollywood Hills reports: Recently, this new,3rd,sneak peek/spoiler clip (below) for the upcoming “The Walking Dead” episode 15 of season 3,hit the net, and it looks quite interesting as Carol confronts crazy Merle,tells him to pick a side,and more.
The episode is called, “This Sorrowful Life.” In the new clip, Carol confronts ole,crazy Merle,asking him if he’s with them or not. Then Merle tells her,he’s there for his brother. Next, Carol replies back,claiming Daryl is there for them,and then just straight up tells Merle, he needs to pick a damn side. So, it looks like Carol is following in Glenn’s intense footsteps and getting pretty ,freaking bold these days. Check it out,below. Episode 15 airs tonight,March 24th at 8pm central time on AMC.