Jezebel reports: Don’t be fooled by the images on the cover and inside the magazine, in which Kim is looking joyous at some kind of event: The baby shower has not yet happened. It should take place this spring, and Kim has allegedly already chosen the colors: Silver, white, cream and pale yellow. Zzzz.
Also inside: Taylor Swift is having a “revenge romance” with 21-year-old musician Ed Sheeran, who sings that sad Top 40 song about an agoraphobic crack whore and weather-sensitive seraphim. They’ve been texting a lot. Megan Fox is having her turrible Marilyn Monroe tattoo removed and it sounds turrrrible: “When the laser hits the ink on your skin it kind of explodes and looks like little kernels of popcorn popping up. It’s traumatic and incredibly painful,” she says.
In OH HELL NO news, Daniel Craig thinks Robert Pattinson would be a “brilliant” James Bond.” Finally, in case you’re keeping count, Catelynn from Teen Mom has lost 30 lbs and has 12 more to go before her wedding.
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