Jezebel reports: Khloe Kardashian is a wreck because of “the spread of reports claiming that Robert Kardashian wasn’t actually her father.” Guess who spread those reports? Life & Style and sister publication In Touch. Blerg.
Also inside: Britney wants to do a residency in Las Vegas, but a source warns, “She’ll be tempted by all of her vices,” and an “insider” who could also be called an underminer says: “I can definitely see her cracking in Vegas.” Thanks for the vote of confidence!
Here’s a LOL: A piece about Naomi Campbell titled “Nobody Knows The Real Me” is accompanied by a photograph in which Naomi has been Photoshopped to hell and back and looks unrecognizable. (Fig. 1) Last, but not least, Jessica Simpson is “95% sure” her unborn fetus will be a boy, and there’ a 50% chance the mag is getting that gossip correct.